Thursday, after being named Time journal’s “Individual of the Yr”, President-elect Donald Trump visited the New York Inventory Trade the place he shared this heart-rending anecdote in regards to the financial struggles of a lady who in all probability exists:
“I inform this story a couple of lady who, an previous lady, an previous lady, no cash, went to a grocery retailer, had three apples, she put them down on the counter, and he or she seemed and he or she noticed the worth, and he or she mentioned, ‘Would you excuse me?’
And he or she walked one of many apples again to the fridge and got here again to pay for the 2 apples and he or she left with two apples. And the girl on the counter mentioned that was so unhappy.” – President-elect Donald Trump
This was an efficient, well timed and related message to ship as a result of most people on the New York Inventory Trade are solely accustomed to individuals who can’t afford no matter they need as legendary characters in allegorical tales of folklore they had been advised by elders to frighten them as kids.
“… so thoughts your college research lest ye develop as much as be somebody who has to eat apples.”
Extra importantly, it brings to mild a major problem that the Woke lamestream media shouldn’t be masking…
WE’RE OUT OF APPLES!
That’s proper. You not solely can’t purchase three apples; you may’t even purchase one as a result of there aren’t any! I do know; I checked!
Three apples appeared like a dandy thought for lunch so I patronized my native Publix yesterday to select some up and the fridges had been barren. Positive, there was stuff like cheese and milk and eggs and bacon however they had been devoid of apples!
I demanded a right away viewers with a supervisor to question, “say, what offers?” and he mentioned, “sir, recent apples aren’t…” and I ran away earlier than he may end his sentence with “accessible any extra due to one thing Biden did.”
Panicked, I went to 4 different Publix’s and seemed in all of the fridges solely to find the identical unhappy circumstance at each one. Not one apple in any fridges.
I grew up when apples had been accessible in abundance and tales just like the one President Trump shared had been the unique province of lackadaisical schoolboys swiftly concocting guide reviews at the back of college buses on the morning the project was due, not from duly elected authorities officers addressing inventory brokers, again when America was a correct nation. The Father of Our Nice Nation, Abraham Lincoln was elected the primary President largely on the power of his legendary exploits of chopping down apple bushes so each fridge may have some! If not for him, Jackie Robinson would in all probability have by no means received a number of World Collection titles for the Yankees, which is how we stored Japan from profitable the Korean Battle.
How do you want them apples, Tojo?
I weep for the awful, apple-less prospects going through our kids and their kids and those who come after that and I pray that Nice Chief Trump will discover a solution to carry apples again to our fridges and relegate bacon to the bread aisle the place it belongs.
