Gary Kiner, a humorist from Tampa, was amongst different native comics who carried out lately at a most cancers fundraiser, at which he arrange a desk and offered promotional merchandise for himself.
”I slayed the merch sport tonight,” he mentioned. “Not like most cancers slays folks however nonetheless fairly nice.”
Kiner payments himself as a “BILFF”, which he says is an acronym that stands for “Boy, I Love Quick Meals”.
“See, the joke is that seems like a special acronym that everybody has heard earlier than however that is one thing completely different as a result of I’m fats and not likely very horny,” he defined. “It’s a hilarious joke! Simply the most effective factor I’ve ever written.”
The merchandise he offered on the occasion included t-shirts, drinkwear, stickers and keychains, all emblazoned with a photograph of his face, the BILFF acronym and his website deal with.
”I had an important spot behind the room, so I may promote whereas the opposite comics had been doing their units. They didn’t even hassle me,” he mentioned. “Which is sort of like a metaphor for how one can nonetheless reside a bit of productive life whereas having most cancers, or one thing.”
“In case you are affected by most cancers or know somebody who’s, there’s nothing higher than a shot glass with my web site on it so folks can drink and get extra of my hilarious comedy,” he mentioned, when requested if he believed that what he did was acceptable. “Properly, that or restoration from most cancers, I suppose.”
“However a kind of shouldn’t be going to get me clicks,” he added, winking and doing finger weapons.
