After cautious consideration, The Angel of the Abyss, Devil has devoted a particular place for the individuals who seem in commercials for horrible video video games, particularly bingo and solitaire video games that signify themselves as a viable, simple means of creating numerous cash.
“We get requests on a regular basis for particular locations for sure individuals. Life coaches, college shooters, intercourse predators, telephone solicitors. Actual lowlifes. However that’s simply not sensible”, stated Devil. “I imply, how a lot room do you individuals assume we have now down right here?”
“Nicely, a lot of you can see out finally,” he added. “However anyway, on this case, we did resolve an exception was a good suggestion. As a result of common sinners don’t need to be solid down with these scumbags.”
Among the many components considered when making the choice so as to add the brand new particular place had been the plain overstatement, if not an outright lie, that it’s simple to win huge jackpots and that the adverts themselves are horrible to observe and virtually unimaginable to keep away from.
“The individuals who make these video games are dangerous, however the actors who promote them in these adverts are irredeemable,” stated Devil.
The brand new particular place will see the residents taking part in the video games they marketed in life and by no means successful any precise cash in any respect, very similar to most people who play the video games on earth. Additionally, their genitals will probably be on fireplace the entire time.
“I notice that I’m often called the Father of Lies, however being utterly sincere for a change, this was well-deserved and a no brainer,” stated Devil.
