A Tampa-based agency of slip-and-fall attorneys has enlisted accused killer Luigi Mangione as a star spokesperson.
“To begin with let’s clear a few issues up. We’d desire to be known as private damage attorneys, not slip-and-fall attorneys. That’s only a phrase we use to make it simpler for the dummies who rent us to grasp what we do. And Mr. Mangione isn’t a spokesperson, as he received’t be doing any talking on our behalf”, mentioned Matt Fartkiss, one of many agency’s managing companions. “He additionally received’t be making any public appearances for us both. It’s not like we’re paying him. We’re simply utilizing his image on billboards. We don’t even listing him by identify. It’s all most likely completely authorized.”
“We simply thought anyone at the moment within the public area with a excessive diploma of notoriety by way of his upcoming involvement with the judicial course of could be good for our model,” he added. “In fact, it doesn’t damage that he’s sizzling.”
“Positive, I assume it would appear to be we’re exploiting somebody and their circumstances for our personal private achieve,” he mentioned. “However that occurs on a regular basis. It’s simply enterprise and it’s not like anyone ever does something about it.”