Trevor Pester of Clearwater, who’s The Coolest Man In The World and in no way a dick, single-handedly ended the musical aspirations of dozens of would-be guitarists with one off-hand touch upon an tutorial YouTube video.
“He’s proper. I suck,” mentioned one such potential guitarist, 13-year-old Danny Harrison. “I all the time wished to play guitar and eventually obtained one for my birthday however couldn’t determine learn how to connect the strap, so I went to YouTube as a result of there’s a assist video for every little thing on YouTube.”
“However then I noticed that remark from any person who’s clearly unimaginable and has had intercourse loads – I imply, it has 328 Likes! – and I spotted it’s pointless as a result of I’m not good and I’ll by no means be any good,” he added.
Harrison writes deep, soulful poetry that may make nice track lyrics however won’t ever choose up a guitar or a pen once more. He’ll, nonetheless, develop a deep loathing for music and musicians that may cripple him emotionally for the remainder of his life.
In the meantime, Pester, who shouldn’t be at present and has by no means been knowledgeable musician however completely could be if the music scene round right here wasn’t so fuckin’ lame mentioned, “Aw, I wrote that three years in the past. I used to be a unique man then. My new YouTube deal with is @shredgod69.”
